6:00AM
The first one is always reasonable.
You are awake. You know exactly what you are doing. Nine minutes is nothing, and the bed has never been better than it is in this precise moment.
Nobody has ever regretted the first snooze. That is what makes it so easy to take the second one.
Then the same decision, five more times.
Each one feels exactly as reasonable as the first, because the person making it is a little less awake every round.
- 6:09
- 6:18
- 6:27
- 6:36
- 7:02
7:02AM
And then the arithmetic stops working.
Sixty-two minutes, spent nine at a time, none of which were restful sleep and all of which felt like a small kindness at the time.
The worst part is that you remember every one of them. There is no mystery here to solve, which is exactly why willpower has not fixed it.